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erockappel:

My wife Johanna and I have just completed our first trimester and can now officially announce that our evil spawn will enter this world on (or around) April 25th of next year.  I have to say, I’m pretty damn excited to be a Dad!

YAY!!!

morgantrsp:

July 3rd, 2010. I was at a party on a rooftop in Brooklyn, sitting in a circle with Hal, Fesh and a semi-conscious Riley. A girl came and sat with us. She was beautiful and interesting and funny; it didn’t occur to me to be nervous, because it didn’t occur to me that I had a shot. I’d recently been on a string of unsuccessful internet dates, preceded by a year of celibacy, preceded by a (celibate) year of cancer treatments, preceded by a year of celibacy, preceded by a rough breakup. It seemed very plausible to me that I’d never fall in love again.

If you can relate to that at all, guess what: Love might just come sit with you at a party on a rooftop in Brooklyn. Possibly tonight.

Incontrovertibly true.

jakefogelnest:

Y U NO MASTURBATE AT HOME?

This guy touched himself on the subway in front of a friend’s friend.  Not okay.  Thanks to Jake Fogelnest, we are going to make him a Meme.  Pass it on.

viasquaredd:

1000 reblogs = $10

10000 reblogs = $100 .. and so on

Okay, we know, we know, it’s shameless self promotion. We will be using the increased traffic from our website to fund this donation. We will be sending Red Cross the check for the Japan Earthquake and Pacific Tsunami.

UPDATE: We forgot to add what we’d do if someone were to “like” the post. We will combine the reblogs and likes we got from our last post along with the reblogs and likes we get from this post.

We wish we can donate more, but it’s all we can handle. If you would like to donate directly to the cause, please click here.

We will be donating 1 cent per every reblog, 1 cent for every like and 5 cents per every new follower we get. We’ll be sending the check to American Red Cross.

Email us at what@viaSQUARED.com for any questions regarding this.

EDIT! Hopefully this will get enough notes, but if it gets too many, we’d have to stop it at 50000!

(Source: theroyalties)

slaughterhouse90210:

“He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of half-animated abortions, conceited, half-educated coxcombs, who attach themselves to the idea most in fashion only to vulgarize it and who caricature every cause they serve, however sincerely.” 
— Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment